Hurrah! Good news for the B&B industry in this little corner of Wiltshire, which has recently been freed from under the shadow of discrimination – or did I get the story wrong?

Norman Tebbit had the most weaselly quote of the day with: “The concerns which are being expressed this evening are primarily about sodomy rather than about sexual orientation – that is doing, not being”. Well it’s nice to see that his “doing not being” has well and truly “been done”.